Her husband teaches at Yale!
She will set a table so crisp and simple it will immediately make you wet. You will sit and highlight the more elusive segments of Swann's Way while she makes coq au vin in the most expensive Le Creuset 11-quart dutch oven and then frosts a multi-layer chocolate cake with raspberry filling on a rotating cake plate. She will frost YOU. And fuck you so hard you'll be too embarrassed to buy a prepared rotisserie chicken ever again.